What does Labour stand for ..?

Shoot me down if I’ve got this wrong.

The Conservatives represent rural money and privilege. DEFRA is caricatured as Doing Everything Farmers Representatives Ask.

That’s why Tory billboards appear in farmers’ fields.

But they do speak for some kind of rural constituency.

But what does rural Labour stand for? How passionate is Labour about nature? I just don’t know.

Here’s my letter to the Labour Environment spokesman.